Brooks Firestone’s hating on Chumash Casino is a rogue wave. The ‘human funded vast amounts of the Third District Supervisor’s campaign a couple of years ago by paying higher rates for his beer, mostly because I was under 21 but partly because I believed in the cause. I believed in the cause of a brewery-owning, wine-making, tire-rotating, “The Bachelor” star-providing (his son was on it), demi-god of Santa Barbara.
And now he’s out to stop more slot machines from going into the tribal lands and UCSB students’ hearts. Election year isn’t that far away, buddy.

Wednesday’s Forecast: The ‘human hedges its bets by buying Carbajal Pale Ale.