The Weatherhuman

April 25, 2007

Suddenly Seeking ‘human

By The Weatherhuman

It's been a while since the 'human was on the market, and quite frankly I'm a little disturbed with the way these kids sniff each other's asses nowadays while trying to reel one in.

April 24, 2007

Vote ‘human

By The Weatherhuman

Vote Weatherhuman for A.S. president today on GOLD. I won't waste your money on bullshit cultural events; I'll drink it down.

April 23, 2007

Weekend Update

By The Weatherhuman

Saturday's newspaper delivered a swift kick to an already indignant Weatherhuman.

April 20, 2007

Just Add Water

By The Weatherhuman

The Top Ten Signs the ‘human Has Checked-Out for 4/20 1) A huge puff of lazy, lingering smoke drifts out from the Weathercave 2) I’m so fucking high 3) Friday’s Forecast:

April 19, 2007

Time On My Hands

By The Weatherhuman

It's been a few days since the 'human enjoyed the embrace of another human, and because it's been such a long time, the possibility of blue... um... wait

April 18, 2007

Lose Lips Sink Bananna Boat

By The Weatherhuman

The minions at DLG found out about last night's planned food fight, so I feel justified in reviewing this, once more:

April 17, 2007

Yikes

By The Weatherhuman

I'm not going to touch a joke today with a 10-foot pole.

April 16, 2007

Euro-trashed

By The Weatherhuman

It's never too soon to think about graduation, to dream about venturing out into the world and leaving your stamp on every corner, to seek out completely original adventures that no one else has done.

April 13, 2007

Board to Run

By The Weatherhuman

"An individual is really at his finest when involved in a campaign," Former A.S. President and Reagan speechwriter Ken Khachigian says in an interview printed in today's paper.

April 12, 2007

Kilgore Trout’s Alter Ego

By The Weatherhuman

Call me 'human...

April 11, 2007

Standing Ovation for Sitting or Standing.

By The Weatherhuman

The "Stand Up Against Hate" ad that's been running in the Nexus lately has me more confused than a 13-year-old going through puberty.

April 10, 2007

You’re a good paper, Daily Nexus

By The Weatherhuman

Psychoanalysist Lucy Van Pelt once said, "I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong." Peanuts to that.

April 9, 2007

Landslide

By The Weatherhuman

This marks the 25th year the Weatherhuman has run for A.S. president, and this is going to be the one.

April 6, 2007

The Rite Stuff, Take too…

By The Weatherhuman

I'm homonymphobic, so I can't right write now.

April 5, 2007

The ‘Pickup’ Truck

By The Weatherhuman

Recently in Texas a woman was indicted for manslaughter after falsely crying rape when her husband caught her and her lover screwing in the bed of a pickup truck, causing her husband to shoot the man.

April 4, 2007