It’s been a few days since the ‘human enjoyed the embrace of another human, and because it’s been such a long time, the possibility of blue… um… wait, what do you call the Weathergenitals when they’re frustrated? I fuckin’ hate being sexless.

In yesterday’s story “Rafter Birds Ruffle Feathers in UCen” (April 18, 2007) it was incorrectly stated that the birds were swallows, when in fact they were sparrows.
The Daily Nexus regrets this error.