Saturday’s newspaper delivered a swift kick to an already indignant Weatherhuman. Page one – a wrap-up of comedian Rich Little’s laugh parade at the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. Page two – story about a 13-year-old girl winning $25,000 at the national speed text-messaging contest. Page three – Cathy thinks she’s fat.
First off, Rich Little hasn’t been funny since your grandparents were bumping the ugly in what was then known as Pangaea. Second, we should not encourage living Bratz dolls’ behavior, especially when, as the article said, she sends 8,000 texts a month.
Monday’s Forecast: The ‘human stops taking its meds in favor of not keeping up with current events.