“An individual is really at his finest when involved in a campaign,” Former A.S. President and Reagan speechwriter Ken Khachigian says in an interview printed in today’s paper.
The ‘human really hopes this was a sarcastic statement, otherwise the best we can expect from the candidates is yet another year of black silhouettes on plywood. Wow, iPods! They are cool.

Friday’s Forecast: A.S. proves the ‘human wrong by pointing out the free Starbucks ad on plywood, and the flashy colors.