Vote Weatherhuman for A.S. president today on GOLD. I won’t waste your money on bullshit cultural events; I’ll drink it down. I won’t fight to lower student tuition; I’ll just get high and sleep. And I won’t stand up for the powerless; I’ll rule them like a tyrant.
Weatherhuman ’08: Because I’m Not a Fucking Douchebag.

Correction:
In Friday’s article “CSO To Proceed With Impoundment of Bikes” (April 20, 2007) it was incorrectly stated that registering a bike is $6 – it is, in fact, $8. Also, the grace period for CSOs avoiding the impounding of bikes is during the first week of Winter and Spring Quarters.