The Weatherhuman

May 17, 2007

Boomail

By The Weatherhuman

Umail doesn't seem like home any more, what with the required password change (so long, "weather69"), the bulging box of junk mail and University Announcements that in a few weeks will no longer apply to me.

May 16, 2007

Spelling Bee-utiful

By The Weatherhuman

After listening to Fergie's "Fergilicious" and "Glamorous" songs, the 'human can't help but be impressed with her and her friends' spelling abilities.

May 15, 2007

On the Menu

By The Weatherhuman

"Sex" is the most commonly entered term in search engines.

May 14, 2007

Rain, Rain, Go Away

By The Weatherhuman

Due to budget constraints the Weathercolumn has been outsourced to India for $4 an hour.

May 11, 2007

Meals on Wheels

By The Weatherhuman

This Weathercoupon good for one meal at the "2007 Cookout Protest," hosted by the 'human and held across the way from the anti-nuclear weapons hunger strikers/people in need of a crash diet posing as hunger strikers.

May 10, 2007

I See Dead Hobbits

By The Weatherhuman

Currently number two on the New York Times best sellers hardcover fiction list is the recently released novel, The Children of Húren, written by a man (J.R.R. Tolkien, sound familiar?) who died over 30 years ago.

May 9, 2007

Darkness Falls

By The Weatherhuman

Last night blew up like an embassy in Africa.

May 8, 2007

Vocab Quiz

By The Weatherhuman

Part two of the two-day series looking into my past makes the 'human rather anxious; there are hunger-striking hippies to make fun of.

May 7, 2007

Cruisin’ For a Forecast

By The Weatherhuman

A ska band is playing at Extravaganza? Welcome back to eighth grade.

May 4, 2007

Nice Article, Pointdexters

By The Weatherhuman

Ah, the Queer Wedding. The only place outside of Facebook where dozens of straight girl couples can be publicly seen in joke relationships.

May 3, 2007

A Weather Distraction

By The Weatherhuman

Midterms. Ya know?

May 2, 2007

Point and Match

By The Weatherhuman

Nothing turns the 'mate on more than a good, illogical argument leading to the 'human's mind being twisted around willy-nilly like a monochromatic Rubik's Cube.

May 1, 2007