A ska band is playing at Extravaganza? Welcome back to eighth grade.
Speaking of mysteries of the universe, you kids only have two more weeks left with the current incarnation of the Weatherhuman, so I thought I’d dedicate today and tomorrow’s issue to unraveling my majesty.
The ‘human has been around since the 1980s when – according to legend – a mechanical failure over at the weather service caused my prior incarnation to stroll up, make up the Daily Nexus weather report and roll out with a few witty punches. Aptly ahead of its time, one of the first “real” Weathercolumns even took a jab at Tom Cruise.
Monday’s Forecast: Unfortunately, Scientology wasn’t funny back in Reagan’s day.