The ever-controversial Dr. Kevorkian was paroled late last year in part due to his suffering, interestingly enough, from a terminal illness.
Wait, terminal illness and he hasn’t killed himself yet?
That’s like a hooker wearing a chastity belt on her wedding night.

Thursday’s Forecast: The ‘human, meanwhile, fulfills all of its A.S. Presidency campaign promises, including assisting the death of A.S. members’ political careers.