The Weatherhuman

October 5, 2007

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

Is it just me or are the bike paths, Rec Cen and UCen more crowded than ever before? I don't know who's to blame for this, but someone's taking the fall.

October 2, 2007

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

The Spice Girls' comeback concert in London sold out in just 38 seconds, which is weird because I was under the impression that 1997 ended 10 years ago.

September 27, 2007

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

I sincerely hope that you all had better summers than mine. See I had big plans this summer. I was going to travel the world, eat exotic foods, meet exotic people (translation: have sex with exotic people). Unfortunately...

August 29, 2007

The Weatherhuman has added you as a friend

By The Weatherhuman

Dear Class of 2011, First of all, in about a month you're going to discover beer pong, Del Playa Drive and a beach with no rules regarding alcohol, and you'll quickly become the class of 2012 (or possibly even 2013 for t...

June 27, 2007

99 Problems And The ‘Human’s One

By The Weatherhuman

I was willing to forgive Jay-Z when he started doing duets with his girlfriend.

June 7, 2007

Stay Classy Santa Barbara

By The Weatherhuman

Congrats (I guess) to the Class of 2007.

June 1, 2007

Spellcheckmate

By The Weatherhuman

The favorite to win the Scripps Nashonel National Spelling Bee was knocked out early in the competition after misspelling "clevis."

May 31, 2007

Hungry Hungry Hypocrites

By The Weatherhuman

A.S. inaugurated its "newspaper" by running a front-page story about over a dozen students and community members who went on a hunger strike.

May 30, 2007

2.5 Pints To Freedom

By The Weatherhuman

Apparently the British are going to put labels on all of their drinks that tell people how many units of alcohol are in each one, so they can figure out if they're exceeding safe drinking levels.

May 29, 2007

Snowy Plovers: Part XIV

By The Weatherhuman

I spent the whole weekend trying to think of a way to make a joke about Memorial Day, only to get shot down by the corrections box.

May 25, 2007

Slightly Cloudy With A 50 Percent Chance of Nudity

By The Weatherhuman

After yesterday's sweet column, I figured my bosses would have no problem with me taking the day off.

May 24, 2007

The Nexus Popped My Cherry

By The Weatherhuman

I always figured that the changing of the 'humans would be kind of like the changing of shifts at the Freebirds register.

May 23, 2007

The End, My Friends

By The Weatherhuman

Some people see the glass as being half-full; some see it as half-empty. The 'human sees the glass as being too big for the content.

May 22, 2007

SafeSpace

By The Weatherhuman

Changing its tune from an original refusal, MySpace has agreed to cooperate with a myriad of attorneys general across the country and hand over information gathered about identified sex offenders with profiles on the pop...

May 21, 2007

That’s My Bush

By The Weatherhuman

President George W. Bush's office and former President Jimmy Carter slung mud at each other's presidencies this weekend, which really is like K Fed and Britney arguing over who the better parent is.

May 18, 2007