I was willing to forgive Jay-Z when he started doing duets with his girlfriend. I was even willing to overlook the fact that he un-retired to do commercials with NASCAR drivers, but this time he’s gone too far. I literally can’t go ten minutes this summer without hearing someone play that ridiculous Rihanna/Jay-Z song about an umbrella. I swear if I hear that song one more time, he’s gonna have a whole new set of 99 problems to deal with.

Wednesday’s forecast: This song’s gonna turn me into a killa, illa illa eh eh eh. Turn me into a killa, illa illa eh eh eh. Turn me into a killa.