The favorite to win the Scripps Nashonel National Spelling Bee was knocked out early in the competition after misspelling “clevis.” What a moron. Serves him right though, there’s no way that kid was 13. A couple of more days without shaving and he could’ve passed for post-torture Jack Bauer.

Friday’s Forecast: The Bee ends in a tie when every single finalist easily spells the word V-I-R-G-I-N.