Dear Class of 2011,
First of all, in about a month you’re going to discover beer pong, Del Playa Drive and a beach with no rules regarding alcohol, and you’ll quickly become the class of 2012 (or possibly even 2013 for those of you with alcoholism in your genes).
As for me, they call me the Weatherhuman. Consider me your daily guide through the next year, always there with a complaint or tasteless joke to get you through your 8 a.m. History 4A class. You’ll learn to love this little box, just please don’t make love to it, no matter how desperate you are to lose your virginity.
Today’s Forecast: Hordes of worried parents Google “Del Playa Drive” and subsequently call UC Davis to see if it’s too late to force a transfer.
So proud of y’all
That’s some nice work, ‘human.
Good job with the website, kids. You are the wind beneath my wings, the fire that keeps me burning, and the college newspaper that I still happen to read. For crossword puzzles. That other game I never got the hang of.
Good luck this year!
P.S. Am I the first to comment? Hot diggity. That’s a new feeling.
I second thatjesus christ! and kaitlin and i thought we were cool when we starting printing in color. i haven’t looked at the site since the end of the school year — after talking with di today i decided to meander on over. what a huge improvement you guys have made! the logo (/masthead/whatever)…..it’s in the new font! yay! and, i had to "sign up for an account" to even be able to leave a response to KP’s comment! Haha, i’m sure she would have liked to have that feature to use on me in news meeting last year :)… Read more »