The ‘human is looking for a quick buck, and working at the Nexus, surprisingly, isn’t a good place to start looking.
Or is it? If you want to help out the Weatherhuman this year, send a line to the Nexus — via email or phone — demanding they print and sell the Weatherreader, a compilation of all the Weathercolumns from the year.

Friday’s Forecast: One copy of the ‘reader is made, only to be bought by the Weatherparents.