Apparently the British are going to put labels on all of their drinks that tell people how many units of alcohol are in each one, so they can figure out if they’re exceeding safe drinking levels.
I don’t even know where to start on this one. People are supposed to do the math while they drink? Isn’t that what sharpies are for? Do these unit’s of alcohol have to be converted from the metric system? And what the hell are safe drinking levels? I’m confused, time for a drink.
Wednesday’s Forecast: To celebrate the innovation of the Brits, the ‘human drinks 16 sharpie marks before accidentally washing its hands and having to start all over.