“Sex” is the most commonly entered term in search engines. The porn industry banks with $10 billion every year. By their late teens, roughly three-fourths of men and women have had sex.

Please remember these facts today when your mother asks you for the 30th time why your school newspaper has a sex column. Tell her we’re just too mainstream.

Tuesday’s Forecast: The rest of the media finally catches on to the Nexus’s success strategy.