Ah, the Queer Wedding. The only place outside of Facebook where dozens of straight girl couples can be publicly seen in joke relationships.
While that phenomenon certainly has occurred since my freshweatherhuman year, I have to admit — though it goes against my “hardcore” status — to being a big fan of the wedding. It’s clever, it’s not annoying and there’s no dumb slogan chanting: the one enjoyable protest at UCSB supporting something I actually believe in. The ‘human hasn’t missed one yet.
Friday’s Forecast: The ‘human accidentally misses this year but then makes up for it by printing a completely unrelated article. Coughfrontpagecough.