It’s never too soon to think about graduation, to dream about venturing out into the world and leaving your stamp on every corner, to seek out completely original adventures that no one else has done. Like backpacking through Europe with a good friend. With lots of pot.

The ‘human is in the midst of planning just such a trip. But unlike you fuckers I’ll be avoiding France, Germany, Italy and Spain in favor of double land-locked Lichtenstein, Bulgaria and Slovenia, because if high school prom taught me anything, it’s that the unpopular are so much more grateful and giving.

Monday’s Forecast: Good thing the pot makes everything better, and the alcohol makes everything less ugly.