John Mayer’s “Waiting on the World to Change,” Nickelback’s “If Everyone Cared” and Five for Fighting’s “World” are locked in an intense battle for douchebag supremacy. If you haven’t yet heard these latest hits, imagine the sound of student activists circle jerking. Yep, now try the acoustic version.

Monday’s Forecast: The ‘human waits for the world to change its undergarments.