Why does the packaging for Plan B warn users to keep it out of the reach of children? Isn’t that the objective?
While you drop some thought bombs on that query, consider this, pointdexter: The cost of the Pill at Student Health might skyrocket this coming year – maybe up to $50 a month – thanks to a few changes those adorable monkeys on Capitol Hill made to the discount deal campus health centers get.
Enter the Stud’s Initiative. In its effort to better the community, the ‘human has decided to start a fund that will finance female students’ contraception. If you want to help, seek me on DP this weekend: I’ll be the one with a collection pail and a pocket full of dreams.

Tuesday’s Forecast: The ‘human asks you to think of your future children, specifically the ones you don’t want to have.