Daily Nexus jokes during Vagina Week always smell fishy. The article always starts off with “A lot of vaginas came together in Storke Plaza yesterday,” or “Storke Plaza got all WETT with vaginas,” a reference to the Women’s Ensemble Theater Troupe, which puts on the annual production of the Vagina Monologues at UCSB.
The event’s organizers don’t help much. They had little diamond shaped pillows, which apparently were meant to be “stuffed vaginas.” Okay, okay, I’ll bite. Stuffed with what?
The ‘human tires of these well-worn witticisms. While tempting, the ‘human will avoid the lowbrow in favor of more tasteful humor today. Being a cunning linguist, I know I won’t fail.
Friday’s Forecast: Oh, goddamn it.