The Weatherhuman

January 25, 2007

Decent Proposal

By The Weatherhuman

The Nexus got an anonymous phone call from a dedicated reader of the paper last night, telling us to go fuck ourselves. Oh thanks, sweetie. We were wondering how to release all the frustration we've been feeling.

January 24, 2007

Oh the Weatherhumanity

By The Weatherhuman

The Weatherhuman will not be attending the town hall meeting about the Nexus today at 4 p.m. in the MCC because it doesn't want to talk about feelings or how the A.S.-Nexus relationship is doing. I've learned a lot about...

January 23, 2007

My artistic side

By The Weatherhuman

This one goes out to all you Nexites currently under fire and under mounds of letters to the editor. And this one goes out to the creater of that really cool emoticon that looks like a man looking over a wall. Now that&#...

January 22, 2007

Usefull bits

By The Weatherhuman

It's been several weeks since Christmas but the 'human still can't get over the injustice done to Joseph, Jesus' adopted father. I mean, he got cockled by a fuckin' ghost.

January 19, 2007

The Great Divide Between X and Y

By The Weatherhuman

Who can discuss women's issues without covering weight? Women endlessly search for the easy solution to that last (or first) 15 pounds and spend about 2/3 of the day wondering how looking like a pig will ever attract a m...

January 18, 2007

More Womyn

By The Weatherhuman

Third part in a series focusing on women’s issues: The wage gap. Women supposedly make 72 cents per dollar that a man makes. The problem with this statistic, supposedly, is that it doesn’t take age, experienc...

January 17, 2007

Ptsh, Womyn Part II

By The Weatherhuman

Today's lecture on women's issues, brought to you via the Weathermate's nagging, concerns equal slang for equal work

January 16, 2007

Ptsh, Womyn

By The Weatherhuman

The Weathermate and I had a lively debate last night. The 'mate contended that men uncomfortable discussing menstruation and saying words such as "tampon" do great disservice to women;

January 12, 2007

Green With Envy

By The Weatherhuman

I hate being cock blocked.

January 11, 2007

Sandbox Blues

By The Weatherhuman

The fact that the words "Leg Council" are in this sentence probably means you've already lost interest. If you're still reading, congratulations, you've finished the crossword puzzle and Sodoku and have nothing else to d...

January 10, 2007

Over Achievers

By The Weatherhuman

Whenever life gets you down

January 9, 2007

Ghost Riding Dirty

By The Weatherhuman

There are certain situations in which one should not "ghost ride." Ghost riding the polls by not voting

January 8, 2007

Patriotic Grief

By The Weatherhuman

Of all the things that occurred over winter break, Gerald Ford dying concerns me the least.

December 7, 2006

No Name, No Game

By The Weatherhuman

The 'human loves presents. However, the 'human does not like enigmas. They're tricky. The 'human vetoes mystery present-givers, unless they happen to be smokin' hot. In that case, a recount is unnecessary.

December 1, 2006

A Tit Bit Nipplish

By The Weatherhuman

It's good to know this cold weather -- provided by yours truly -- hasn't prevented you from wearing a tank top and skirt.

November 30, 2006

Oops, We Did It Again

By The Weatherhuman

Fuck me. Really, I could use a good fuck after all the corrections this week. Unfortunately, the Weathermate hates mistakes… like Weatherhuman Jr. Correction: In the feature photo “Round About What?” (M...