On the Federline

February 23, 2007 by

You know things are bad in life when the Nexus makes a mistake.
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It’s Raining

February 22, 2007 by

It's raining.
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Recycle, Reduce, Rethink

February 21, 2007 by

UCSB students are committed to recycling and environmental sustainability, provided someone else cleans up after them.
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Bon Appetit!

February 20, 2007 by

New Orleans is decked out for today's Mardi Gras celebration with green, yellow and purple beads, prepped to serve red beans and ready to give blue balls courtesy of local and visiting flashers.
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Ain’t No Power

February 16, 2007 by

With voices and fists raised, the UCSB student body certainly showed President Bush yesterday what a group of dedicated voters can do:
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Weath-dipus Complex

February 15, 2007 by

UCSB researchers John Tooby and Leda Cosmides just came out with a study disproving the last legs of Freud's runaway theory on incest, the game the whole family can play.
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Here’s Looking at You, Kid.

February 14, 2007 by

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. It's true, I didn't get you flowers, candy, cigars, remember to get a dinner reservation or even one single Valentine.
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Weather mortis

February 13, 2007 by

I dream of dying a funny death. When everyone lines up to see how rigor mortis has hardened the 'human like dry coral, I hope they laugh. No tears - just smiles at how awkward the whole thing is.
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New Platitudes, Please

February 12, 2007 by

The best way to differentiate between those who critically think and those who read the back of the cereal box for its literary value is to ask the following:
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Wake up, little Weatherhuman

February 9, 2007 by

Friday's are notoriously no-weather days, meaning come Thursday night the 'human could really give a damn what the Weatherbox says, meaning I'm too busy trying to get out of the office to write anythi...
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Hey, Kids!

February 8, 2007 by

It's about that time of the quarter when you're asking your friends about the most academically robust classes they've taken, in order that you can avoid such work.
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Strike Two

February 7, 2007 by

Two days in a row. Thanks, Nexus. Wednesday's Forecast: The 'human submits a correction - the Nexus deserves no thanks.
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Super Fudge Up

February 6, 2007 by

Like the cliche says, having a correction is like peeing yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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Politically Correct-ish

February 5, 2007 by

Former PLO operative and terrorist Walid Shoebat is coming to campus this Wednesday to explain "the truth behind the propaganda" of anti-Israel rhetoric. Shoebat has traveled widely to speak out again...
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Time Well Spent

February 2, 2007 by

Valentine's Day is coming up, lads.
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