Well, well. It seems UCSB has given a big “fuck you” to billionaire – and thus sexy potential donor – Wendy McCaw. Thankfully, all those rich journalists out there will more than make up for the lost funds.
Welcome aboard, Mr. Roberts.

Friday’s Forecast: The Daily Nexus decides to follow the News-Press in other such realms and hire Dr. Laura Schlessinger to be the next Weatherhuman, as the current one’s moral compass is slightly off-kilter.