If you didn’t attend UCSB Counseling & Career Services’ Third Annual Diversity Career Fair yesterday, you missed out on free magnetic poetry, Frisbees, key chains, mugs and the occasional business card. You also missed the chance to see one of nature’s rarities: hippies at a career fair. (See front page article for more info.)

As it turns out, they weren’t there for work; they just came along to complain.

Wednesday’s Forecast: In another twist of irony, the ‘human takes sides with the protesters after they offer it free pens and burnt flags as incentives to sign up with their middle management program.