The Weathermate and I had a lively debate last night. The ‘mate contended that men uncomfortable discussing menstruation and saying words such as “tampon” do great disservice to women; such behavior degrades women by turning a common occurrence into a taboo subject. The ‘human’s response? Premenstrual women smell like horses.

Tuesday’s forecast: To assuage the ‘mate’s anger, the ‘human decides to go toe to camel toe with women’s issues this week.