Childhood figures do not have sex. Despite allegations, Scrappy is not the love-child of Velma and Scooby. Skipper is Barbie’s “younger sister” and Huey Dewey and Louie are just bunking with their rich Uncle.
Our esteemed guest speaker Kermit the Frog is no exception. He is just another Uncle in an industry filled with lies. We want the truth about Robin! Don’t hop away from the truth.
Monday’s Forecast: Don’t think your sexual misconduct will go unnoticed Miss Piggy. You slut.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
