A lot of weird shit goes on at this campus, and usually I don’t bother to ask why. But someone is really going to have to explain to me why there’s a bulldozer just chilling on the lawn in the middle of campus. It makes no sense: What is there to bulldoze on a small strip of green grass except the occasional dead hobo?

Wednesday’s Forecast: Now, I’m not saying that one of you should get drunk and ride that thing, because legally, I probably shouldn’t. However, one of you really should get shit-faced and ride that Caterpillar all the way down DP.