You know how sometimes you want to listen to a song but you don’t want to buy or download it so you just repeatedly listen to the 30-second version on iTunes? No? You don’t do that? OK, well I do. It’s a pretty good system.
Anyway, yesterday I realized that Timbaland’s “The Way I Are” is #14 on iTunes, while “The Way I Am” by someone named Ingrid Michaelson is #13. The only logical conclusion here is that a bunch of idiots wanted to download Timbaland’s song but accidentally bought the other one instead because they wanted to be grammatically correct. Human beings are so stupid sometimes.
Weather
What has happened to the weather box? The new weatherhuman sure is sucking lately; the comments are completely devoid of wit, humor and originality. It has turned into a soapbox for whoever is writing this boring stuff and has lost all of the qualities that used to make it enjoyable to read. The current weatherhuman is certainly in the wrong job.