You know how sometimes you want to listen to a song but you don’t want to buy or download it so you just repeatedly listen to the 30-second version on iTunes? No? You don’t do that? OK, well I do. It’s a pretty good system.

Anyway, yesterday I realized that Timbaland’s “The Way I Are” is #14 on iTunes, while “The Way I Am” by someone named Ingrid Michaelson is #13. The only logical conclusion here is that a bunch of idiots wanted to download Timbaland’s song but accidentally bought the other one instead because they wanted to be grammatically correct. Human beings are so stupid sometimes.