A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. I was in complete support of this guy until he claimed that massaging a patients chest can help treat common jaw problems. I’m no doctor, I never went to med school, but I did see an episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” one time so I feel confident in assuming that in most cases, rubbing a girl’s chest will eventually lead to jaw problems, not solve jaw problems.

Think about it.