Politicians and celebrities are always bitching about how young people don’t vote these days and Diddy even went so far as to threaten my life. Vote or Die, right? Well, why the hell would we vote when they’re constantly doing things like taking Stephen Colbert off the ballot in South Carolina because he wasn’t a “serious candidate”?

Can the people of South Carolina honestly tell me that Colbert is any less serious than Mike Gravel or Dennis Kucinich, both of whom he’s beating in the polls? I guess being sponsored by Doritos is viewed as weirder than seeing UFOs these days. Who knew?