I’ve heard lots of people discussing the question of which weekend Halloween will be celebrated on this year. It’s a complex issue, but in the end someone’s going to have to make an executive decision. Someone who’s intelligent, witty and good-looking enough to truly appreciate all the subtleties of Halloween. That happens to be a perfect description of me, so here’s your executive decision…

Friday’s Forecast: This is Isla Vista, not Salt Lake City. Normal societal rules don’t apply here. For those of you who haven’t figured it out by now, this means that Halloween 2007 will last from Thursday Oct. 25th through Saturday Nov. 3rd, with a midweek climax on Oct. 31st. End of story. Plan accordingly.

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