Alright, here’s the deal: I consider it part of my job to be kind of a dick most of the time. Being nice is just not conducive to providing a funny column. You’ve got to admit that rainbows and butterflies never made anybody laugh. If they did, “Sesame Street” would win the Best Comedy Emmy every year. That being said, it’s Halloween weekend and I’m in a good mood so I figured I would do something nice for a change and inform all of you that pass times are starting in the next few days, so make sure you remember to sign up for classes. Enjoy pre-Halloween weekend kiddies, I sure as hell will.

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