So how did everyone’s Oscar pools go? Mine was great. I may never have watched “Slumdog Millionaire”, but I sure as hell picked it for a bunch of awards. But let’s not kid ourselves: Without drinking games and compulsive gambling, this year’s Academy Awards were more boring than John Kerry. Sorry, that was kind of dated. Umm… they were more tedious than the World Series? I mean, the only person anybody cared about in the whole thing didn’t even show up to receive his award in person! What’s with that?
Tomorrow’s Forecast: “Oh my GAWD, that was such a mean joke! I love Heath sooo much. What are we gonna doooo?” “It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Weatherhuman.”