Bored in class again, eh? Well then I have great news for you! As it turns out, the best way to kick away the academia blues is to imbibe like an Irish Catholic Priest. Don’t believe me? Well, all the cool kids are doing it. Ever see a girl with a bottle of Fiji water? Straight vodka. And it goes without saying that those Starbucks cups aren’t filled with coffee. Even Jamba Juice, a classic staple of a college diet, can be improved with a moderate splash of delicious Tequila. Come on, just do it. You don’t want to be unpopular, do you?

Tomorrow’s forecast: Peer pressure prevails again, and 8 a.m. classes get a whole lot funnier.