Don’t know whether you can weather this weather or not? Yeah, me neither, but dumb English jokes aren’t going to make it better. I do have one piece of info that you should know though: you missed your pass time. Or, you’re about to anyway. Yeah, in all this rainy, midtermy excitement you probably forgot to sign up for human sexuality and intro to fencing – again. Since all the good classes are probably taken, I recommend one of three sure-fire criterions you should be using in your desperate class hunt…

A) No Friday classes
B) No classes before noon
C) No women’s studies classes

With that in mind, your Spring Quarter should maybe be OK.

Tomorrow’s forecast: No, you can’t take 24 physical education classes at once and remain a full time student… wait, seriously? Dude…