The Weatherhuman

October 8, 2009

Thursday Night Preview

By The Weatherhuman

What the fuck is Glee? I know of some garbage shows out there, I guess I just can’t get used to hearing 21 and 22 year-olds raving about said shows and quoting them like they’re classics. What I appreciate is...

October 7, 2009

The Freshmen Disillusionment

By The Weatherhuman

Hey. You. Take a quick break from thinking up your Halloween costume and think about this: It's the middle of Week 2. I just wanted to remind you kids because, well, it's time you settle in and, quite honestly, your ferv...

October 5, 2009

Where Did I Leave My Bike Last Night?

By The Weatherhuman

Where did I leave my bike last night? Did I leave it at a bar? Did I leave it near or far?

October 2, 2009

Candy Land

By The Weatherhuman

Sometimes my school days feel like a game of Candy Land. I draw a card and ride my bike, never knowing when (or if) I'll make it to the Candy Castle (class).

October 1, 2009

Pasta House

By The Weatherhuman

Have you been to Pasta House yet? Word on the street is you can eat right where the drunk tanks used to be. I was a little nervous ordering food at a place that has probably seen more vomit per square foot than a sororit...

September 30, 2009

Subway Sandwiches

By The Weatherhuman

Have you heard? "Subway is for winners" now. I'm not sure how comfortable I feel with that being said. I really can't overstate the love-hate relationship I have with Subway.

September 29, 2009

Chickens in Isla Vista

By The Weatherhuman

If you live somewhere in the vicinity of the Biko house, you live the daily turmoil of being woken up in the morning by... What?

September 28, 2009

Mondays in Campbell

By The Weatherhuman

Dear Freshmen, If you find yourself buried in a map like the newbie you are and trying to decide where a one "Campbell Hall" can be found, I pity your existence.

September 25, 2009

Those Regents Are So Mean

By The Weatherhuman

Did everyone catch the civil rights protest yesterday? I had heard rumors about a faculty walkout, but when I showed up I was met with singing, clapping, what sounded like gospel music and what I can only assume was a po...

September 24, 2009

First Weekend Back

By The Weatherhuman

Welcome back, kiddos. For those of you who overslept this morning, congratulations on a Thursday morning well spent.

September 17, 2009

The Oppression Begins

By The Weatherhuman

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is your last official week before the oppression begins yet again.

August 26, 2009

The Reason

By The Weatherhuman

So you're coming to UCSB, hmm? I bet it's because we have one of the best Religious Studies programs in the country. Maybe it's because our library has 2.7 million volumes.

August 4, 2009

I’m Going to Vegas, Baby!

By The Weatherhuman

I'm afraid that once your friends turn 21, the only thing Facebook is really used for is to tell your friends that you went to/are going to Las Vegas.

July 15, 2009

Sweet, Slightly Expired, Revenge

By The Weatherhuman

Fed up with your roommate? Seeking sweet, subtle revenge? Well before you dust off that can of rat poison, I offer you a more clever, albeit less legitimate suggestion: Offer to do their grocery shopping, and do it at Ke...

June 23, 2009

Natural Selection

By The Weatherhuman

So how bout them skateboard paths, eh? Pretty neat. Also, they’re just in time for the summer newbie rush. That means unsuspecting young’ns and their equally oblivious (and less mobile) parents will be in for...

June 4, 2009