Where did I leave my bike last night?
Did I leave it at a bar? Did I leave it near or far?
Did I give it to a bum? Did I take it to buy rum?
Did I throw it off the cliff? Did I trade it for a spliff?
Did I ride to happy hour? Did I ditch it at Storke tower?
Did I drink too much and walk it? Did I even lock it?

Tomorrow’s Forecast: The rumors are true. Your bike will be “stolen” an average of three times during your stay here. Mostly on Thirsty Thursdays. Coincidence, to be sure.