So how bout them skateboard paths, eh? Pretty neat. Also, they’re just in time for the summer newbie rush. That means unsuspecting young’ns and their equally oblivious (and less mobile) parents will be in for quite a surprise come orientation. “Well, that was certainly an ordeal crossing those bike paths. Oh well, at least we’re in the clear now. Hey, what’s with this yellow li—-” *THWACK* “Owwww…”

Tomorrow’s forecast: UCSB’s overcrowding problem gets a Darwinian solution.