I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is your last official week before the oppression begins yet again. I hope the last few months have been memorable or rather, un-memorable via blacking out. I plainly expect there were unreasonable quantities of booze involved, and I suspect there was also some combination of: Rock Band, climbing things, mysterious bruises, illicit substances, a noticeable tan (or at least a sunburn worth talking about), lost articles of clothing, tar covered shoes, slip ‘n slide wounds and many, many compromising photos.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: I guess we could try to sober up and straighten up a little this week. Sorry, for a second there I forgot who I was talking to.