I’m afraid that once your friends turn 21, the only thing Facebook is really used for is to tell your friends that you went to/are going to Las Vegas. Events planning trips to Vegas, status updates about your commotion in Vegas and photos of your big Vegas drinks in the shape of a guitar/a boot/the Eiffel Tower. Don’t get me wrong, I love Vegas and I wish I had a few hundred dollars to blow on a weekend I’ll barely remember more often. I just wish every time I log on I wasn’t slapped in the face with the knowledge that seemingly everyone I know is getting shitfaced on free drinks and gambling like happy little clams.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Facebook capitalizes on the Vegas phenom by making applications for the trip itself… They what? You’ve got to be… I give up.