I hope you all busted out your 3-D glasses for those Super Bowl commercials, because they were awesome. That’s right, I had mine with me, just on the off chance that they would come in handy. In fact, I always have them with me, and you should too. After all, who knows when shit will be unnecessarily double-visiony with crazy colors and you’ll need dumb-looking glasses to decipher it?

Tomorrow’s forecast: Drunk vision with 3-D glasses is a whole lot cooler. Trust me.