The Weatherhuman

April 28, 2008

Man-laws

By The Weatherhuman

Sit down Gauchos, we need to have a little talk...

April 15, 2008

That’s the Spot, Right There

By The Weatherhuman

Massage parlors in Indonesia are asking their female masseuses to make it clear that sex is not part of the massage by padlocking their skirts and pants.

April 14, 2008

Kissed From a Rose

By The Weatherhuman

So I was sitting/passed out by my front door Friday night when two toolish-looking guys walked past me, and, I kid you not, one of them was telling a story about how he played Seal songs the night before to set the mood ...

April 8, 2008

People I Don’t Like

By The Weatherhuman

I really can’t stand this new “People You May Know” section on Facebook. Yes, I know these people, but I don’t want to know them anymore. If I did, I’d search for them myself and add them as...

March 4, 2008

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

So you're sitting in class half-heartedly working on the Sudoku while wondering if your T.A would trade a passing grade for sex, and then it happens: The person sitting next to you moves their foot and it touches yours.

February 26, 2008

“Straight Cash Homey”

By The Weatherhuman

I’m amazed that the idiots at the Prevention Research Center would send me a long survey and a $10 bill and think that the money would actually inspire me to fill out the survey and send it back. Thanks for the cas...

February 19, 2008

First Class Operation

By The Weatherhuman

Apparently three Ohio couples decided that Valentine's Day was as good a time as any to get married.

February 12, 2008

Bush, Dick and the Hummer

By The Weatherhuman

Look I'm not going to get in the way of today's planned protest, but I want to make this very, very clear: Stay the hell away from the 217 this year.

February 5, 2008

Juicy Election

By The Weatherhuman

Not to sound too cliché, but everyone really should exercise their right to vote today, especially considering just how huge this year’s electoral results are. I originally walked into the office today plannin...

January 30, 2008

Correction

By The Weatherhuman

The ‘human had a lot to say today but someone at the Nexus screwed up. Check back tomorrow. Maybe. Correction In yesterday’s Finance Board article, the Black Student Union was funded via the Student Outreach ...

January 29, 2008

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

Title: Bra-ve Sales Choice Bravo to a British retailer named Asda, which recently announced that it will no longer discriminate against bustier babes by charging more for bigger bras. Apparently all their bras will now c...

January 22, 2008

Mile High Flub

By The Weatherhuman

An online survey found that two-thirds of Australian travelers want to join the Mile High Club. It’s hard to believe that a third of the respondents said no, although I guess I can see what their problems are. It&#...

January 18, 2008

Changing changed change

By The Weatherhuman

Apparently people were getting trampled and straight up mollywhopped at the entrance for the Clinton speech last night, since they only let 900 people in.

January 17, 2008

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

By The Weatherhuman

Judging by all the liberals fainting around campus yesterday, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that one or both of the Clintons are coming to town.

January 16, 2008