Title: Bra-ve Sales Choice

Bravo to a British retailer named Asda, which recently announced that it will no longer discriminate against bustier babes by charging more for bigger bras. Apparently all their bras will now cost the same, from A cup through F cup. This seems like an extraordinarily fair idea, since it’s a well-known fact that large breasted women don’t get any breaks in life. Well done England, it’s about time people stopped screwing big-breasted broads. I mean this in a financial sense only though…

Tuesday’s Forecast: After complaints from Ricky Gervais-shaped English men – a.k.a. Chubby Funsters – Asda agrees to adjust prices for the bro and the manziere as well.