I really can’t stand this new “People You May Know” section on Facebook. Yes, I know these people, but I don’t want to know them anymore. If I did, I’d search for them myself and add them as friends. I don’t need Facebook to tell me who I should be friends with. Plus, I don’t want anyone to add me as a friend just because my sexy half-inch-by-half-inch picture showed up on their homepage. If they really liked me that much, they probably would have found me before, right? This shit’s getting out of control. If they ever add a “People You Should Date” feature, I swear to God…

Tuesday’s Forecast: Well come to think of, I think that feature could work, assuming these people are hot. You’re welcome Zuckerberg, just don’t tell me to date any fuglies!