I’ve had a whole weekend to think about it, and I’m still not entirely confident that the death of the crooked necked giraffe was au naturel. Animals don’t just stop eating. Now I’ve never seen this deformed freak of a creature in person, but I’m assuming that the crooked neck didn’t stop Geoffrey’s cousin from eating comfortably. It just doesn’t add up. All signs point to a zoo cover-up, possibly even – dare I say it – murder? Someone really needs to get on this right away. Has anyone even checked the tiger cages yet? Those lion wannabes are causing all sorts of trouble lately.