Apparently three Ohio couples decided that Valentine’s Day was as good a time as any to get married. Nothing wrong with that except for the fact that they took the plunge at the local “White Castle,”” complete with a flower girl who threw salt and pepper packets, and employee name tags on the grooms lapels. You stay classy, Ohio. I mean if you’re going to get hitched at a fast food restaurant, at least go upscale like Burger King or Carl’s Jr. I wouldn’t have a problem with this story if the groom had been wearing a Burger King crown and popped the question with an onion ring, but White Castle? Come on guys, leave those baby burgers to Harold and Kumar.
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