The Weatherhuman

November 21, 2008

Weather, Texas Human

By The Weatherhuman

Chuck Norris died yesterday. No he didn't, I just made that up.

November 20, 2008

Cabinet Member ‘Human

By The Weatherhuman

So Obama's quickly filling out his cabinet, and I think he should seriously consider hiring a Meteorology czar.

November 18, 2008

Bikers Beware

By The Weatherhuman

Note to clueless freshmen, dumbass sorostitutes, arrogant bros and scofflaw pedestrians: LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING ROUNDABOUT. I can’t stand it when some blond bimbo on her cell phone nearly runs me over because s...

November 17, 2008

The HunchGaucho of Notre Storke

By The Weatherhuman

One of the perks of being the 'human is my many visits to the restricted areas of campus.

November 13, 2008

No Pass

By The Weatherhuman

So the pass/no pass deadline is coming up tomorrow, and the ‘human is going to take the cowards way out with 16 non-GPA-ruining units. That doesn’t mean the road ahead is going to be easy, though, by any mean...

November 12, 2008

I Look Like A Lumberjack, And I’m OK.

By The Weatherhuman

So apparently flannel is back in style, and the 'human knows who to blame.

November 7, 2008

Sports Page Got Nothin’ On Me

By The Weatherhuman

Who the fuck does the Armchair QB think he is?

November 6, 2008

A Matter of National Security

By The Weatherhuman

A New York woman got a little unruly on her plane flight yesterday, apparently fighting with flight attendants and grabbing other passengers on her way from Puerto Rico to Chicago.

November 3, 2008

I Put It in the Hoop Like Slam

By The Weatherhuman

So while most people were still sleeping off their Halloween hangovers Sunday afternoon, the ‘human was watching the most anticipated sporting event of the year: the Slamball championships. What a fucking sport! Ev...

October 30, 2008

Go Boise State

By The Weatherhuman

So yesterday I was in class (weird, I know) when some dude sitting near me made fun of the team my shirt happened to be supporting.

October 23, 2008

Drum Solo for God

By The Weatherhuman

A guy in Bridgeport, Connecticut broke into a church on Sunday to play a drum solo for God.

October 16, 2008

Worst. Ticket. Ever.

By The Weatherhuman

A couple from Chicago was slapped with a $9.5 million parking ticket after leaving their car for two hours in Glencoe, Ill.

October 6, 2008

Every Little Thing

By The Weatherhuman

The Weathermate and I got in a big fight last week… something about “sleeping with other ‘humans.'” Anyway, in an effort to make it up to the ‘mate, I put together a real nice meal on Saturd...

September 25, 2008

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

Ahhhh, glorious first week.

July 15, 2008

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

Imagine for a moment that you are the luckiest person in the world and you are my roommate's summer subleaser.

June 5, 2008

The ‘Human Gives Up Yearlong Weather Reign

By The Weatherhuman

Who is the Weatherhuman? It’s one of life’s great mysteries, right up there with the fact that the word “lisp” has an “s” in it and why it took the food industry so long to invent bake...