So Obama’s quickly filling out his cabinet, and I think he should seriously consider hiring a Meteorology czar. Being the ‘human affords me the advantage of faceless anonymity, something that even Dick Cheney hasn’t been able to attain, try as he might. And no matter how little I actually know about the inner workings of hurricanes and tornadoes and shit, there’s no way I could do worse than FEMA.

Tomorrow’s forecast: Obama expresses interest, but the vetting process quickly rules the ‘human out. I knew I should have de-tagged those pictures.