A guy in Bridgeport, Conn. broke into a church on Sunday to play a drum solo for God. Unfortunately, the cops saw this as trespassing and arrested him. This reminds me of the time I broke into 7-Eleven to buy a pop tart, only to realize I didn’t have to break in at all, because it was open 24/7. Damn broken glass.
Thursday’s forecast: AMPM puts 7-Eleven out of business after replacing glass windows with Styrofoam.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
