The Weatherhuman

February 11, 2009

Making Time

By The Weatherhuman

Seeing as I've been in and out of midterms these past few weeks, I've learned something really important: Sleep is overrated.

February 10, 2009

Wind Power

By The Weatherhuman

Fuck this wind. Seriously.

February 9, 2009

Spring Quarter Advice

By The Weatherhuman

Don't know whether you can weather this weather or not? Yeah, me neither, but dumb English jokes aren't going to make it better.

February 2, 2009

3-D Super Bowl

By The Weatherhuman

I hope you all busted out your 3-D glasses for those Super Bowl commercials, because they were awesome.

January 21, 2009

Laissez Unfaire

By The Weatherhuman

You know what's bullshit? On-campus shops ripping off the students who actually go to class. Seriously guys, you can't give me a fucking five dollar footlong on campus?

January 20, 2009

I’ve got a Riddle

By The Weatherhuman

Today I've got a riddle for you.

January 15, 2009

Think Shiny

By The Weatherhuman

It's official: Steve Jobs is taking a leave of absence from Apple.

January 14, 2009

Last Days in Office

By The Weatherhuman

There are just six days until Bush is out of office, guys. What the hell does one do in the last 144 hours in office anyway? Sign yearbooks?

January 13, 2009

One-Wheeled Sin

By The Weatherhuman

There's a new disturbing trend on campus, and I'm pretty sure you all know what it is: unicycling.

January 12, 2009

No Friday Paper?

By The Weatherhuman

So, I bet a lot of you were wondering on Friday, "Where the hell is the Nexus? How can I get through another painful day of class and/or work without that beautiful amalgamation of important news and insightful commentar...

January 7, 2009

I Can Has Student Fees?

By The Weatherhuman

Am I the only one who picked up a free notebook from A.S. today? By free, I of course mean something I unknowingly paid for months ago via my student fees.

January 6, 2009

I’d Like to Get to Know You in a Meteorological Kind of Way

By The Weatherhuman

I'm so nervous. I have my first section today.

January 5, 2009

New Year’s Resolution

By The Weatherhuman

Happy New Year everyone! I don't know about y'all, but the 'human has a multi-phase resolution ready to go.

November 26, 2008

Why Can’t We Be Friends?

By The Weatherhuman

Facebook just asked me "How likely are you to recommend Facebook to a friend?" Is that a trick question?

November 25, 2008

Fuck a Turkey

By The Weatherhuman

So, who actually went to class today? You’re one of the few. If you go tomorrow, you can be proud as a fucking Marine (you know, before the military went to shit). Except you won’t be going of your own accord...

November 24, 2008

Weatherhuman Causes Global Warming

By The Weatherhuman

So, I've heard a lot of you complaining about how cold it is here in Santa Barbara lately, just because it's flirting with dipping below 60 degrees every once in a while.